- Mostly long jokes last for only some minute of laughter By : Rahul Roy
Good jokes don't come along all the often which is why, when they do, they must be carefully looked after. I sometimes ask people, if they have heard any good jokes lately? And do you know how they often answer, "Oh, I can never remember jokes!" - No Sale Like A Yardsale By : Tim-Knox
Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down - No.1 Event Portal in India By : abdul sami
Event managers and promoters of different events can now post their listings on a dedicated website suswagat.com which also allows users to upload photographs/videos associated with events. Hari Venkata, a NRI, launched the free Web 2.0 events-based social networking portal here on Wednesday. - Nobel Prize Winners Who Crack Us Up By : David Pratt-8975
The Impossible Takes Longer; The 1,000 Wisest Things Ever Said By Nobel Prize Laureates - Not only words make a magic of laughter By : Rahul Roy
You might have also felt this? You are depressed and all alone walking in the street. You suddenly see some funny pictures on the wall or on the hooding board; you definitely will start to laugh. This is the power of funny pictures. - Pick On Somebody Your Own Size By : Tim-Knox
Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley. - Relationship Jokes - by flashG By : flashG
Newly married??, maybe you also encounter the same things my blog highlights, good laughs =) - Secret of remaining healthy and happy without taking medicine. By : Rahul Roy
Jokes are supposed to be funny and make people laugh. There are all kinds of jokes, such as riddles, poems, stories, pictures all with the same result laughter. - Show Me The Money By : Tim-Knox
The stock market could crash like a circus fat lady falling over a lawn chair and it wouldn't affect me in the least. All my money's tied up in bills; electric bill, phone bill, Visa bill etc. - Smoke 'em If You Can Afford 'em By : Tim-Knox
What's the difference between a $30 cigar and one that costs fifty cents. The answer begins with cow poop. - Some Guys Have All The Luck By : Tim-Knox
Recent studies claim that the less educated you are, the more sex you have, and the more sex you have, the longer you'll live. Sure gives new meaning to "Live long and prosper!" - Some People Will Eat Anything By : Tim-Knox
Most people are like Mikey, the old Life cereal kid. We are nondiscriminating carnivores who will eat anything -- especially if it can be made to taste like chicken - Sometimes Life Just Ain't Funny By : Tim-Knox
Alabama weather is about as predictable as watching The Jerry Springer Show. You know something's going to happen, you're just not sure what it will be. - St. Viagra's Dance By : Tim-Knox
The impotency drug Viagra has every old person I know talking about having sex again. All I have to say is, 'Folks, please, not in front of the children! - Staying Alive By : Tim-Knox
If someone offered you a pill that would add 50 years to your life, would you take it? Not me. At least not until I found out who'd be footing the bill for all that extra life. - The Dust Settles On Miss America By : Tim-Knox
The Miss America Pageant is taking its last breath. Will the mourners have to wear swimsuits to the funeral, or will evening gowns be enough? - The Effects Of Funny Things By : Vicki Churchill
This article looks at the wonderful effects of laughter & really funny things. - The Exploding Coconuts By : Mark Thrice
A very humorous story tying together the concepts of old proverbs and things that explode. - The Four Letters Between PG & R By : Tim-Knox
When you're a kid, there are certain words you dare not say. Swear words, my mother called them, cuss words. Today, my kids call them "daddy words." You can probably figure out why. - The Intelligent Diaper By : Tim-Knox
I believe it was Frank Zappa who said, "Necessity is the mother of invention," which means that if there is a need for something, sooner or later, someone will invent it. And then Microsoft will rip it off. - The Law of the Land: By : Bear Brooks
The real American's version of the Bill of Rights. - The New Fab Four By : Tim-Knox
They sing, they dance, they drive the kids wild. But how best to describe the Teletubbies to the uninitiated? Imagine this: if Pink Floyd produced a half-hour show for kids, this would be it. And you would enjoy it immensely. - The Religion Of Football By : Tim-Knox
Here in Alabama, there are three kinds of people: Crimson Tide fans, War Eagle fans, and atheists. - THE SHORT AND SORRY SAGE OF STOLEN VALUABE DOMAIN NAME LOOK.COM By : Cliff Livingstone
How Look.com was stolen barefaced, and how the courts gave it to the crooks. - The Sky Is Falling By : Tim-Knox
When you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one? - The Smarter White Meat By : Tim-Knox
A college professor at Penn State is trying to teach pigs to communicate using computers. I think this guy is one pork rind short of a full bag. Who wants to get email from a pig? - The Tanya Factor By : Tim-Knox
Is it me or are the '98 Winter Olympics about as exciting as watching old people speedwalk at the mall? What's missing this year? Could be The Tanya Factor - The Tax Man Cometh By : Tim-Knox
Someone once said the only things in life that are certain are death and taxes I think the only difference between the two is that death claims you just once, but taxes can kill you every year. - The Unsinkable Tim Knox By : Tim-Knox
I call them 'Ti-taniacs.' They look perfectly normal at first, but eventually they will ask, 'Have you seen 'Titanic' yet? That's when their dimentia rolls to the surface and the all-out assault begins - Thingamabobs And Whatchamadigits By : Tim-Knox
My daughter cornered me the other night, wanting to know about the birds and bees. Actually, she wanted to know what "sectional misconduct" was.
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