Funny Classified Scam Enquiries

2008-08-28 Word Count: 873 Category: Humor

Hi there, i was very happy when i came across your advert looking for a cross breed. we have one dog here for adoptions so you can mail or call for more informations thanks.

Hello , i am very much interested in this Sigma DG 28-300mm lens of yours ..... kindly get back to me if you still have this item for sale .... hope to read back from you ...Mike

I’m interesteds in buying your pet you place online for sale cos since i lost my pretty & little chance (Dog)i need new pet to replace him. My wife and kids as been so lonely at home, No pet to keep their company when I’ m not around. Tell me the price and what to put in place to buy this pet.

Hi, My Name is Mr.Goodman Derik, a British national working with armnesty internation west african region. I am interested in your home for the period of 30th August to 30th september is it still avalaiable for the chosen dates? Pls get back to me if it is still avalaiable. Thanks for reading, i await your response. Goodman Derik

My Name is Jason presently in Finland, I saw your pets placed on the website, I was so excited about it and down to get it at all cost because it suit my need.. I would like you to give me the final asking price. I will handle shipment of it to my location in the Finland, I will like to know if you accept my Check as a method of payment, it will be my check in the any form you like it, i have an account with the Bank in UK, EUROPE and USA.....i moved almost arround the world to buy some used and autos and items, i am a business and a trader man, i will be glad if u like to be paid by check, because i promise it wont take a you long to cash it anywhere, i will issue that right now and mail it out to your location, get back to me if you accept my terms, Are you the real owner and seller? If you accept the payment method I will like you to reply with me as soon as possible and answer those few questions,Regards Jason Pls contact me immediately

Dear Seller, In reference to your online placed ad, please could you tell me whether the (BMW 3 Series 318i SE) is still for sale? And could you also tell me whether its condition remains as discribed in your ad? Please include the current price too. Write soon. Gerard Marcus

Dear Sir/Madam: my name is mark let me know if the car you advertised for sale is still available and get back to me with your last price?and your mode of payment? also you can send me other pictures for view?so that i should be able to issue payment fast becouse i will soon move for my holiday so please get back to me as soon as possible. thanks.

Hello, Good day to you am interested in buying your ( ADVERT ) I want you to send me the last price I have a shipping company who will take care of the shippiment.......do get back to me as soon as possible Thanks. Regards

Many mornings seller how is your days. I am interested in purchacing (GUITAR) for my familys house. Please get back to me soonest with regards to shipping of things for sell. I will soon move from family house and will need you to furnish the houses. Kindly let me know the current price and conditions. Bill Smiths

Hello I am interested in making direct purchases from you due to your advert FOR SALE i saw on the internet while browsing. Kindly provide me with your BEST OFFER FOR SALES.as am very much interested in buying your advert product and when you are replying to my e-mail let me know how much you want to let it go and also try and send me some pictures of the advert, so that i can know if its really worth the amount you are willing to sell it.And i will definitely discuss the price with my Client. I expect your urgent reply.

Hi, My name is Good man Derik, A british industrialist. I am interested in your property, i will like to know if it is still avalaiable for sale?the reason why you wanna sell it and the terms of purchase? Hope to hear from you soon Good man Derik

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